What Women Don't Want.
I recently discovered comedian Luenell. I had seen her in Borat, but I didn't know who she was until I watched Katt Williams: American Hustle (which is equal parts funny, equal parts sexist). However, Luenell stole the show for me, she is funny as hell and also raunchy, so, you have been warned!
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OMG, I can't stop laughing, she is something else.
I'm going to have to show this to my boyfriend...
Yep, this is getting sent right to the BF.
Huh, I didn't know that.
"I dunno who taught y'all this shit [stroking the g-spot with 2 fingers]"
I can't remember where I learned it, maybe from Sue Johanson or Betty Dodson, I doubt it was from Dr. Ruth. But from the cheering Luenell got, I guess the sexperts led me wrong. My GF never complained before, but I guess I should stop. The thing is, what am I supposed to do with my hands when I'm giving oral now?
The thing is, what am I supposed to do with my hands when I'm giving oral now?
Probably remember that one woman doesn't speak for all women, and ask your GF if SHE likes it.
Ask her what she wants you to do with them. Not all women like the same touching.
Dude, it's a comedy routine.
The first time I saw this I was confused because I thought she was referring to rubbing the g spot, but her motion didn't really indicate that.
Than I hooked up with this one guy and realized she was referencing a sloppy and half-hearted form of fingering that's focused on nothing but fingering your partner long enough to seem like you've done something.
seriously, someone needs to go talk to a few queer folks before proclaiming that hand-sex isn't any fun...
who is saying finger fucking isn't fun?
sloppy, poorly done finger fucking isn't fun.
Actually, if you watch, she's just indicating lazy random fingering, as Kat also brought up. That was so not rubbing the G-spot. Not by any means. Also, random twisting of her two fingers - not G-spot rubbing.
I've never much cared for being randomly poked, either, and agreed completely with that one.
What I disagreed with was the notion that women love the rubbing the clitoris thing as, generally, I absolutely HATE it. (Of course, I didn't hold it against her, because I guess it is a pretty common thing for women to like)
Ask her. Don't take advice from a comedy routine.
Me, I love hand fucking. Just don't do it wrong.
The thing that got me about it was her enormous fake nails while she was demonstrating it. That. looked. so. painful! And it totally reminded me of the weird, stabby, one-fingered way some men I've known have approached my entire genital area....
Really?
I dunno, guess she's not my thing.
I don't mind raunchy but offhand slurs and insults tends to really suck the funny out things for me. "Bitches" for me, is a particular problem. I know a lot people use it casually with a variety of meanings which is kind of exactly why it bugs me. Certainly some people don't mean it in particularly a woman-hating way, but frequently people who do use the exact same arguments.
You know before I posted it, I thought about it for a while. I don't necessarily use a lot of her language, but I think she is coming from a certain perspective and using a certain language that her audience relates to. Usually when I hear things that may bother me on one level, on another I can still find the humor and even feminism (GASP) in them.
I totally agree.. bitches isn't hot...
neither is the N word
So she wants to get fucked in/through the cervix?
Really?
Because that's about all I got from this clip.
passed the cervix. no one get fucked in the cervix
Well I did say "in/through", and nobody in my house is allowed to get fucked through the cervix. I didn't make the rule, since I don't own the household cervix.
Could someone please explain the backroom part to me? Because if she's talking about going past the cervix... I didn't actually think that was possible. And it doesn't sound appealing.
Is this something that... you know... happens?
I thought it was pretty weird at first, but I think she's using hyperbole - some (stupid) guys think it's cool to hit the cervix (which is painful for most women!) so therefore it would be even cooler to go all the way through. Or something. Not sure if it's really possible, though (I've certainly never tried, and it might land you in the hospital!)
Why wouldn't it be possible? The cervix (to us males anyway) just feels like a sort of hard-ish bump on the anterior side of the vagina. The vagina keeps going in a roughly straight line for a ways passed the cervix. Depending on the angle I guess I can imagine how that running straight into the cervix feels like you're "hitting the back" but that sounds pretty uncomfortable for the female. It seems entirely possible that you and your partner might already be going passed the cervix and not even notice it. I kind of doubt that most women can identify "oh, that's touching my cervix!" by feel alone, the same way I can't definitively go "oh, that's touching my tonsils" when all I feel is "the back of my throat". But then again, I never asked...
Yeah, there is a little pocket just past the cervix called the posterior fornix, I think that's what she's talking about. It is NOT good when a guy hits your cervix dead on, but when he just brushes past it? Mmmm... you can hear angels singing.
And dude, I most definitely can identify when somethong is touching my cervix. It's a unique senstation, to say the least.
this this this
the cervix has an opening called the os. there is certainly no way you somehow manage to penetrate that tiny little hole with a penis.
looksie
Well, not to be gross but I could direct you to some videos of people engaged in cervix penetration for sexual gratification.
This same person/people also stretch the urethra and have sex in there too.
And I did date a woman who enjoyed having hers fingered, but I'm/was neither inclined nor "gifted" enough to actually have penile intercourse with my penis and her cervix.
Takes all kinds.
it certainly does...
oh the things i don't know. i stand corrected.
Thanks for the informative response ^^
I never would have guessed that it was distinguishable by such a "unique senstation." The things we males miss out on...
It's a comedy routine. Graphic hyperbole is a pretty standard comedy trope. Plus, drawing attention to the fact that the cervix isn't the true "back" is a cut-down of the ego of the poorly performing sexual partner in question because it is a reminder that their percieved knowledge/mastery of the genitalia of their female partner is incomplete. Sort of "you THINK you know my body and what kind of sex I like so here, let me taunt you with things you've never even considered".
I might just send this to every guy that I know. :-p
The first boyfriend that I got sexually involved with was basically scratching at the inside of my vagina when he was fingering me. And then when I finally pulled his hand away he was looked up at me and said "Did you come??". I told him no, and he was like "aww, well I thought that I was pretty close."
I was really young and didn't know how to tell him how horribly he sucked.
*cringe* that sounds so painful.
Poor kid, thought he was doing you good. See, men really want to please females. We should do both the sexes a favor and show them how to do it instead of being all condescending: "Oh, good job baby!"
I, for one, agree with her. I don't particularly enjoy being fingered (except as a complement to oral)
Alrighty, so thanks to this whole thread I Googled "fucked through cervix," clicked the first link, and then died a little inside.
(On a less disturbing note, the 4th Google result was this very post.)
Lmfao.
Ha! 4th Google result? Too funny.