Life begins at confection
The secret is out! Much like TruBlood, feminists now satisfy their desire to eat fetuses by baking cookie-shaped representations of them. We also eat brownies shaped like "traditional marriage." And those penis gummies? Yeah, not just for bachelorette parties. In the gift bag at every feminist event.
(Full disclosure: I stole the title of this post from a Buzzfeed commenter. But isn't it perfect?)
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Words cannot describe how much I want one of those cookie cutters. I suspect that most of my friends will be getting gingerbread fetuses for Christmas this year.
I suspect that most of my friends will be getting gingerbread fetuses for Christmas this year.
I love you.
I just made the proclamation to my boyfriend that I will be making fetus cookies.
that is so creepy.....
I've always wanted to horrify myself when eating sugar cookies, now I can mass horrify myself batches at a time.
My reaction?
"Ew! Ew! Ewww!" Shudder.
These are much better gummi penii
Personally, I prefer my "traditional marriage"-shaped brownies to be white chocolate.
'We also eat brownies shaped like "traditional marriage." '
Ann, you have made my day.
This is a parody, right?
They CAN'T be serious, RIGHT?
... excuse me. I'll just be hiding under the bed until this is over.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAH
Life begins at confection.
LOL!
Mmmm.
I believe you mean "pre-born baby" cookie cutters? lol
I never cook, but these make we want to bake cookies and have a party.
This post wins on many levels.
Oh! My best bud who I only get to see when she's home for the holidays will love getting this! TWe have a long running joke about fetus shaped food, which stems from a teenage babysitting job when a parent asked her to turn on the oven and whatever was in it, looked like a fetus with potatoes or something.
Mmmmm, fetuses.
Delicious. These will be perfect for x-mas. I can make some w/ halos and santa hats.
I can see these being served at an anti-abortion event and the attendees just not getting the irony.
Now I won't have to add little shoestring-liquorice umbillical cords to my gingerbread fetii. This will save me time!
now we can have our babies and eat them too.
My first thought was that these cookies were in poor taste.
And then I realized that a really bad pun could be made out of my thought, and that made me laugh.
Surprisingly enough -considering I love cookies- the cookie looks very unappetizing, but I still would like to eat it. Mostly because I'd like to say, "Hey, I'm eating a fetuses' leg."
Oh, I so want one of those.
...To think of the things I could do with the creative use of icing and other topics.
Er..."toppings."
O man this would be awesome for me.. I was makign a where has the fetus been albumn and now I can mae cookies and whose eating the fetus.. Don't ask, I find it soo very amusing. My friends would love me if I get them one of these for christmas.. forget gingerbreadman.. gingerbreadfetus!
eeee hee hee.
One word:
NASTY!!
They also have peppermint peckers!
http://tinyurl.com/64bjsf
They're apparently succulent...
I prefer my cookies in the shape of fertilized eggs. After all, that is when life actually begins. A little round cookie person, delish.
This bizarre item may be purchased at stupid.com.
Yes, I am serious. I was just browsing on there for gag gifts yesterday.
I would eat this. :)
I like cookies! Am I allowed to say "Swiftian"?
The frosting also contains stem cells that can restore mobility to paraplegics. Mmhhmmm delicious stem cells, just like mom used to make (pun intended).