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This ad is selling shampoo. Seriously.

This is an ad for Pantene shampoo. There's also a "blond" version. I'm dumbstruck.

Via the f word.

Posted by Jessica - October 06, 2008, at 05:20PM | in Consumerism , Sexism

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[0+|0-] Author Profile Page ES92335n said:

Oh, Goddamnit, I like Pantene. Such bullshit.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page Lelah said:

It promises gigantic, perky boobs and stringy hair?

Well obviously, this is a shampoo that you rub on your breasts!

This goes beyond the conundrum of gendered toiletries. Not only does the color, texture, and scent of a bottle of goop somehow directly relate to your extra X chromosome, but...I mean, this looks like something marketed towards men! You must buy it, because sexy sexy sexy! Male and female marketing must now rely on tits? Why?? Oh yeah, I forgot: because all a woman should want in this world is big breasts.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page Bonny said:

Can someone say photoshop?

Pantene! It's cheaper than a boob job!

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page thegecko said:

I thought that hair ads were supposed to show bright, shiny, impossibly manageable and soft-looking hair you wish was yours? Maybe I'm looking at it in the wrong lighting, but her hair doesn't even look groomed, nevermind shiny or healthy. It looks like she got caught in a heavy wind on her way to work. But I suppose we're not meant to notice that since her breasts are on display...

This has got to be advertising for Latin America. It says Pantene con Pro Vitamins. Also it reminds me of Telemundo.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page kid_lightning said:

Ok, maybe it was just me, but when the picture came up the first thing I saw was a prominent set of impossible breasts. I actually WTF-ed out loud to my empty apartment.

Seriously, I'm a fan of boobies, but those remind me more of Barbie than something sexy.

The f-word says, "It may have run with the caption 'Ensure that your hair will be the second thing he will look at.'" They should have said third.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page kid_lightning said:

Also, according to comments in the linked page there is a red dot by her left ear with text (visible in a larger version, but still illegible even if you know Spanish) that roughly says "Make sure your hair is the second thing he notices."

Nice. Because that totally justifies the SEX SEX SEX.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page Hara said:

brought to you by a male production team:
Creative Directors: Silvio Matos, Leandro Castilho
Art Director: Guy Costa
Copywriter: Silvio Matos
Photographer: Marlos Bakker
Published: April 2008

we need more feminists working in the commercial industry , film industry, new media, etc.

join me, help shift the paradigm.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page Abby B. said:

Use Pantene for full, lustrous breasts!

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page jensy said:

Wow, clearly I've been using it wrong. If only I'd been told years ago to put pantene on your chest not your hair, I would soooo be a 32FF right now...

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page mayfly said:

"It promises gigantic, perky boobs and stringy hair?"

That was my first thought, too. Geez, I almost wish I bought Pantene so that I could boycott them now, but I don't since their products are crap.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page jensy said:

Wow, clearly I've been using it wrong. If only I'd been told years ago to put pantene on your chest not your hair, I would soooo be a 32FF right now...

Her hair doesn't even look nice... this is a bad advertisement from both a marketing and a feminist point of view. Why would anyone buy a hair product that makes your hair look gross and stringy?

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page Flippy said:

Those breasts... weren't there before the photoshopping.

Seriously. If you wanted boobs and hair, you could have done a "Lady Godiva." Use some creativity, people! At least had that hair could have been draping and framing that bosom.

Why... why, why, WHY is the male gaze used to advertise products for the general audience of women? Not all of them are lesbians, you know. Some of them--GASP! Can it be possible?!-- are turned on by men. Men's magazines are covered with women. Women's magazines are covered with women. You'd think that the only humans in this world interested in men were gay men.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page fiery_lil_feminist said:

Very misleading. I've been using pantene for the past couple of weeks and my boobs DO NOT look like that! But in all seriousness, I thought it was another one of PETA's nasty milk ads until I saw the (very small) product hidden in the right hand corner of the ad. Both PETA and Pantene are ridiculous.

Pantene, hell: this is an ad for Photoshop.

Pantene: Now with extra silicone!

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page melodiva said:

what I love most about these ads is that the two models featured may have different hair colors but they share the exact same pair of breasts. amazing!

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page Jadelyn said:

I'm with Cactus Wren. They're not advertising the shampoo, they're advertising their digital wares.

I'm...honestly confused, though. How exactly is this supposed to appeal to women? Because that's Pantene's market. Are we just supposed to stare in stunned disbelief at the freakishly gargantuan (and absolutely perfectly round; they have their own unique centers of gravity!) BOOOOOOBS with which we are confronted when we turn the page of the magazine, while some carefully hidden bit of subliminal advertising does its work on our shell-shocked brains?

That's the only POSSIBLE use I can see for this ad.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page Kate said:

That's the least realistic pair of knockers I've ever seen, and I've seen plenty. The uncomfortable expression is a nice touch, too.

My brother uses Pantene... I wonder if I should tell him that it'll make him grow giant, plasticine boobage.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page a.k.a. Ninapendamaishi said:

On the texture of the hair:

No, it doesn't look good to me either.

BUT, if this ad was made for somewhere that thicker, kinkier hair is the norm, it's possible that thin/stringy hair is desirable, as it aligns more closely with a caucasian stereotype.

So, I'd be curious where this ad is located.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page RedPersephone said:

Just looking at that makes my boobs hurt. Yowza.

And damn it, I love Pantene conditioner. Their ads (at least those that I've seen in the US) are usually better than most hair product ads. (Garnier Fructis TV ads come to mind for being both annoying and sexist.)

According to the comments on the page with the ad the small circle goes something like this:
""garanta que el cabello sea la segunda cosa que el va a reparar en usted" (make sure your hair is the second thing he looks at). I can read spanish okay but I can only vaguely make that out. But I'm sure it's there.

Either way...this is the reason I stopped watching TV, reading anything mainstream, etc. etc...Because everywhere I look I see sexist advertising and sexist images. I'm so sick of the dismembered body parts, giant tits, ass shots, and everything else that equates women's bodies with SEX SEX SEX, and USE ME!, I'M A WORTHLESS OBJECT! Ugh, Of course the reason for all this is the fact that the majority of executives in advertising are men...and if in fact a women does dare enter that profession the first thing they do is make sure that she regrets it - a la sexual harassment, less pay for equal work, no hope at any promotions because she didn't go to that business meeting at the strip club, etc. etc.

Can anybody answer me this, though? Why do men hate women so much? Throughout all my years being a feminist it's the one big question I have yet to find an answer to.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page khw said:

I am so disappointed - I've been using Pantene for years now and still have the same cup size as I did when I was fourteen. What have I been doing wrong?
ahhh, as earlier people said maybe but by using it on my hair. And all this time I thought it was a shampoo. Damn am I confused.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page alixana said:

meeneecat, I don't think that, in general, men hate women. I think we're all victims of societal beliefs and expectations that have built up over history and are exceedingly difficult to change. Rather than recognizing our beliefs as a product of society, many people truly believe that women (and men) are inherently all the things that patriarchy says they are. It's hard work convincing people that's not true.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page Cicada Nymph said:

This ad is so over the top I really can't get offended;it just strikes me as funny.

Alixana, I wasn't trying to say that ALL men hate women. Obviously I don't think that. And part of this is just me ranting, but all I'm simply asking is why (many, but not all) men seem to hate women so much. Treating women like sex objects, raping, violence, harassing, not treating women like equals or human beings....all of that to me seems to come from a place of hatred. And each time I see a sexist ad like this I'm reminded of that hatred. Inevitably I end up asking myself, why? Why all the hate? Because chance made us different?

The makers of Pantene know sex sells.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page alissa said:

Did anyone look at the male pantene ads on that link?

The men are anything but sexually attractive and they have the same nasty, greasy, stringy hair.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page alixana said:

I don't see hatred in this ad. I think, as Roland Buckles above me says, that people say "Sex sells" and don't go any further than that. So they draw up a "sexy" ad and throw it out there as a great marketing strategy.

However, I don't think it's acceptable to just say "Sex sells" as if that's just the truth. WHY does sex sell? Why are we using a "sexy" (those boobs are more funny than sexy, imo) woman to sell things to women here? What feelings are we preying on? And is it acceptable to do so? I don't think marketing people ASK those questions, they just say, "Hey, sex sells, let's get some sexy images out there to sell our shampoo."

I rubbed it on my chest, but my boobs still are the same. Damn, I feel cheated. LOL

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page Kat said:

This ad is so over the top that it borders more on funny than offensive; it's only offensive because it's part of the sexing of everything.

Although, both on this site and another one criticizing it, I noticed people making comments about fake or ugly breasts. Even though the breasts are obviously presented in an over the top fashion and clearly photoshopped with shading, some people are really bordering on irrelevant body criticism.
Don't we dislike this because breasts are being used to sell something, not because of the way those breasts look? There's no need to speculate on whether or not they're real or fake, although some women are proportioned so that they look like that "naturally" in a push up so the speculation is stupid and offensive regardless.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page TLS said:

I don't know if many of you see it offensive but I'm a sucker for dark haired brunettes with dark eyes.

I wonder why my wife has these features too. :P

BTW; why are most commenting on her breasts? hehe

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page Audrey said:

Oh goodness...come on already. This is a bad ad- on top of all the stomach churning sexism, her breasts distract from her hair, which is the point of the ad.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page Audrey said:

The Spanish text actually says "Make certain that your hair is the second things he fixes on you". In other words he's gotten her plastic surgery to fix her breasts and now he should pay to fix her hair. Also known as alter to make her conform.

"I don't see hatred in this ad."

Alixana, I didn't say I saw hatred in this ad per say, but what I think is that hatred is at the root of sexism (racism, ablism, all the ism's and phobias). And so whenever I see anything that portray women as sex objects, yes, I am reminded of the hatred that is at the root of all these -ism's.

And yes, it can be as simple as "sex sells", likely that's what the ad execs were thinking, but the fact is that women are the ones who are always plugged into this equation as a stand in for sex, and there is inherently something wrong with this. Whether or not someone is aware of how their "sexism (or any other ism)" affects someone else, is still not an excuse for said "-ism". Whether or not marketing folk ask themselves the questions you mentioned, it's still not an excuse, they still need to be responsible for the content of their ads, which means we the public should not let them off with a shrug of the shoulders and an "oh, well, sex sells." (again, I'm not saying that you or anyone here are letting them get away with this or are making excuses for them, I'm just saying this stuff in general...since I find I must add contingencies here, because lately people have been extrapolating from my comments with remarks that I didn't actually intend) /Sorry for the rant/

If anyone who wants to check out a cool group that speaks out about advertising; check out anti-capitalist/anti-consumerism group www.adbusters.org I've been reading them for about 10 years now, good stuff concerning marketing, consumerism, and the freedom from all this BS. They have done extensive criticism of the "beauty industry".

Shampoo... for boobies?

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page opheliasawake said:

Oh. That explains my cup size. I just thought my period was coming on.

In all seriousness, Pantene is a really crappy shampoo anyway. Any woman who buys this pathetic excuse for a beauty product based on this ad deserves a spa treatment complete with a new world and self view.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page Jack said:

Those are scary, scary breasts. I'm all for breasts. I have a very pro-breast track record. Those, not so much. But it fits with something it took me a while to figure out.

Advertising thoughts seem to work like this: men see a product associated with a sexy woman. They think, "If I use this product, this sexy woman will want to have sex with me." It's greatly oversimplified and the real reason men end up buying these things is, "I need this product anyway, why not buy the brand that makes me think of boobs/butts/muscle cars/Bruce Campbell?" but for the sake of argument, let's say that men really think, "This beer will get me mucha tail." Meanwhile, a woman sees the same ad for the same product. Does she think, "If I buy this product, some girl will have sex with me?" Well, possibly, I'll grant you. It would explain some things about my ex's shopping habits. But no. The thought that the advertising wizards are trying to implant in her head is this: "If I buy this product, it will make me resemble this girl, and then men will want to have sex with me." Since I do not have a vagina, I can't say whether or not that thought is ever successfully lodged in a lady's brain, but I can say with some confidence that that's why they make ads like this (or rather, why they make ads like this with breasts and hair that look attractive). This will appeal to men and women. A woman sees it and goes, "Damn, I could look like that chick!" and a dude sees it and goes, "Damn, I could score with that chick!"

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page Dayna said:

Obviously this advertisement has nothing really to do with great hair but it does do one thing right. The point of advertisements are to get the reader to remember what they saw and buy the product. And in this advertisement it catches the reader by having the girls boobs pop right out at you. This makes the readers head turn and ask the question "what the hell is this advertising". Then taking a second look at it you realize it is for a shampoo but because of this stupid ad I bet people will not forget it because of how irrelevant it was to the item being advertised. Adn in that way the marketers got what they wanted. For you to remember their product and to focus on it whether you think it is stupid or not.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page gopher said:

Ugh.....

How fucking stupid! Gawd, those guys are idiots! Maybe if an all-woman creative team wanted to sell guys briefs we'd show a large ginormouse erect cock sticking out from it? Tha'd sell!

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page jacktheclerk said:

Perfect beings with bowling-ball breasts ... is that what men really want? Does it take a 2D photoshopped thin-necked nothing to sell anything to anyone? As if she didn't eat a whole clove of garlic, almost puke, and then kiss her husband for a few precious minutes at the expense of being late for her classes that day, and her husband didn't mind because he likes garlic and breasts, and might be home from work sort of early tonight if he can swing it--even thought it's like his first real day. That's how little he cares. He may even steal more books.

[0+|0-] Author Profile Page jacktheclerk said:

Perfect beings with bowling-ball breasts ... is that what men really want? Does it take a 2D photoshopped thin-necked nothing to sell anything to anyone? As if she didn't eat a whole clove of garlic, almost puke, and then kiss her husband for a few precious minutes at the expense of being late for her classes that day, and her husband didn't mind because he likes garlic and breasts, and might be home from work sort of early tonight if he can swing it--even thought it's like his first real day. That's how little he cares. He may even steal more books.