All hail Dr. Sue! (NSFW.)
Transcript after the jump for those who are at work and can't listen to audio of a 60-something woman imitating sex noises.
Dr. Sue: And now, Terry's calling in! Terry?
Terry: Hi.
Dr. Sue: Got a question?
Terry: Um hi, yeah, I was just wondering... I know what a queef is but I don't know what causes them or how to prevent them.
Dr. Sue: What causes... what?
Terry: Like a vaginal fart.
Dr. Sue: OH! Queefing!
Terry: Exactly.
Dr. Sue: Oh, ok. Vaginal farts. You know vaginal farts are more fun... honestly, that's one thing that we can do that guys can't do. And ours don't smell.
Terry: Why would you want to?
Dr. Sue: [Laughs.] It's wonderful fun! Think of it, you're having intercourse, ok? Penis thrusting in vagina. And the vagina is a dead-end street. The air's gotta go somewhere. It's packing air in there. So you're having vigorous, great sex. Oh boy! [Grunt, grunt.] And all of a sudden, it goes pppffffftttt.
Terry: [Laughs.]
Dr. Sue: And you're so embarrassed. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, that is so embarrassing. I promise it won't happen again. I am so ashamed. I am so sorry. And then you continue, you have more vigorous sex, kaboom kaboom kaboom kaboom. And all of a sudden, you know what? If you take a deep breath you can blow him right across the room.
Terry: [Laughs.]
Dr. Sue: No, just laugh. And every time you laugh you'll fart. They're called vaginal farts.
Terry: There's no way to prevent them, huh?
Dr. Sue: No! Oh. why would you try? Have fun. They're fun. Laugh about it. It's the funniest thing. If every time he thrusts in, you go ppffffffttt... oh, it's just hilarious!
Terry: Okay.
Dr. Sue: Just laugh. Just laugh.
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this. is. awesome. I am alone at work, thankfully and I was just about rolling on the floor.
She is one cool old lady!
Thank you. I needed that laugh.
That was just awesome.
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She is teh awesome. Sadly, she's retiring.
We'll miss you, Dr. Sue!
I love her! So fun.
I love Dr. Sue. She taught me more than my abstinence only "sex ed" teachers ever did.
My favorite Dr. Sue episode was her review of the "pink creamsicle". It was hilarious.
Seriously, what's to apologize for? Who put the air there in the first place?
She definitely has the right attitude.
60-something woman imitating sex noises.
Did you know that women in their 60s actually have sex? And make sex noises? And even moan when they come? (They do come, you know.)
She is one cool old lady!
I'm so glad she has your (youthful) approval.
HOT DAMN I love this womyn.
Being Canadian, I grew up watching "The Sunday Night Sex Show" and she still never ceases to amaze me. If you ever get a chance to read a bio of hers, I'd recommend her. She's far more than just a TV entertainer/educator.
tinfoil hattie, I wrote that she is "imitating sex noises" becausee she is not actually having sex in this video. I am well aware that women in their 60s have awesome, noisy, moaning sex. As it should be.
This made my morning. Thank you.
Oooh, I don't know. This may be funny, but I stopped watching her the day that she told a teen that she absolutely could not get pregnant if she had unprotected sex during menstruation.
oops, meaning this segment might be funny - not what she told the teenager.
I love Sue!
And not to split hairs, but she is actually a registered nurse, not a medical doctor. I only bring that up because often callers on the show refer to her as "Dr. Sue" and she is always quick to correct them.
Hilarious. And *thank you* for including the transcript since I am deaf and would not have understood it otherwise.
I second the thank-you for the transcript. A lot of the time you post what look like really funny videos but I can't hear what's going on :/
Amaaaazing! I love female sex experts who happen to be senior citizens. Also Dr. Ruth! It's great to know that they are so comfortable and empowered by their sexuality and I love the idea that I might still being having great sex when I'm that age. Or from what I understand, better sex!!
I thank you for the transcript. I work in a small office- I'd hate them to imagine the worst when hearing those noises!
I wrote that she is "imitating sex noises" because she is not actually having sex in this video.
Ah. Then the preceding ,clause 60-something woman, was totally unnecessary, no?
Thanks for clearing that up.