These teeth scare the hell out of me...

The teeth? The whole bloody thing scares me. I wouldn't go 10ft near that thing.

ehh. Rabbit-style vibrators rock. They may not be the best-looking things in the world, but I don't buy them to look at them...

Hey, maybe feministing could have a vibrator design contest or something...

That's just...wow...disturbing--and sooo not sexy. Did I really see tighty whiteys? Yikes.

though i understand one of the reasons that some sex toys are made to look like, well, toys (so they'll be able to be made in places where the notion of sex toys is frowned upon or illegal), i've never understood the appeal of masturbating with something that will smile at my genitals with a cartoon happy face. or the whole dolphin shaped dildo thing.

i'm totally down with some folks' 'whatever gets the job done' understanding of sex toy aesthetics, but i'll pass on the anal beads that look like a happy caterpillar.

candy coloured? hot!
non-representational? hot!
polly-pocket-esque? i totally shut down.

Why is it wearing underwear?!

And what is "hipster" about it?

I am baffled by the underwear thing, too--especially since I am pretty sure *that* underwear is not in any way hip.

Old school boy briefs, especially brightly colored ones, are SO hipster, dragonfly88. You just have to wear them ironically.

I hate little animals vibrators. They're creepy. I don't want a little creature burrowing inside me. I find the ones that look like dismembered real penises just as creepy though.

My vibrator design is identical to an asthma inhaler (or maybe just the medication canister within).

JaneMinty, I will never look at my asthma inhalers the same way ever again...

"And what is "hipster" about it?"

The company that makes it, is a "hipster" company, i guess. They make clothing and stuff.

Looks uncomfortable, maybe even painful...

It's a Jeremy Fish (who is really awesome, btw) design. I actually have one of those because my SO and I are big Fish fans. I don't think I'll use it as an actual vibrator, though, just a collectible. We bought it at a toy store (as in collectible vinyl toys, like Toy Tokyo or Kid Robot in NY, not sex toy shop).
http://sillypinkbunnies.com/

"I hate little animals vibrators. They're creepy. I don't want a little creature burrowing inside me. I find the ones that look like dismembered real penises just as creepy though."

Has anyone else seen the plain-shaft-shaped ones with floral patterns?

It looks to me like one of those toys for which they spent a lot of time making it gimmicky and not enough time designing it to convey pleasant feelings to one's ladybits.