A cat responds to Friday Anti-Cat Blogging
I'm sure you all read Ann's gauntlet throw-down to felines everywhere. The one in my apartment would like to respond:
Dear Ann,It's on. You mess with my kind, you mess with me. Jen knows where you live. Be afraid.
- Clay, Prince of Darkness
P.S. Jen says I should lighten up, but, being a tool of ultimate evil, I can't. Hope you understand.
P.P.S. I don't like cheeseburgers. I eat bloggers.
After posting I realized this photo looks like I might be sending Clay to Ann in the mail. I am not. and what he actually said, after I read the post was "meow."
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go, cat, go!
Dear Prince of Darkness,
Hope Jen has lots of fun shoveling your hardened poop and picking your hair off of her belongings!
Thanks for using proper grammar.
Love, Ann
Go, Clay! I love cats in boxes. So cute. I couldn't put my laundry away without my cat trying to climb in the drawer. Or my suitcase if I was packing.
Ann--I would be careful. In case you haven't heard, Clay is a litte bit crazy. And I can say that becuase I've scooped his poop and I still adore him.
Awwww! My little Rocky loves boxes, too. He also likes to be given sightseeing tours of our house while being carried around in a laundry basket.
Box kitty! Box kitty!
My baby Moses will get into any box he can - he even wiggled himself into a Pepsi fridge pack box once. Too cute.
I'm taking the cat's side! Sorry, Ann!
I've had to pick up after the family dogs and I've had to clean up litter boxes. I would SO rather do the litter box. If you haven't had to clean a backyard of rottweiler poop, then you are very lucky.
Dear Clay:
Thanks for not crapping all over the house, stinking up everything, barking at the top of your lungs for no reason and knocking everyone down in a desperate plea for attention--like a canine would.
Yours Truly,
Jesse
There's no need for anti-felinism. It's not an important issue and you can't get stupid people (LOL Cats submitters) off the Internet. If you could, we should at least remove the child molesters and misogynists first. The puerile individual who makes cats look bad is not a feminist problem.
"There's no need for anti-felinism. It's not an important issue and you can't get stupid people (LOL Cats submitters) off the Internet. If you could, we should at least remove the child molesters and misogynists first. The puerile individual who makes cats look bad is not a feminist problem."
Shouldn't we remove ALL sexists (not just misogynists)? Just a suggestion.
Meow.