Isn't "Noose Around the Nuts" a Frank Zappa album?

I swear to god I'm going to find a way to use "pussy pilot" and "nut bracket" in regular conversation. Between those two catchphrases I almost chocked on my sandwich:)

And her mother is PRICELESS!

... no you didn't post this. LOL!

"I'm in pussy control, I'm a pussy pilot." Classic!

Alexyss should do some sex ed guest speaking at high schools so the youth can hear the real deal and not that stiff, humorless, "sex is about relationships" crap every day.

I don't know... I mean it was amusing, and of course I admire her candor, but she was also definitely perpetuating gender stereotypes.

Whereas, I know the survey I saw reported on CNN said that 50% of married men have cheated, and 33% of married women have cheated. I know that's a substantial difference, but I'm still not sure if it warrents the generalizations about men's desire for extramarrital sex being all about getting bored with the way their orgasms feel when monogamous (I mean, are men's reasons for cheating much differen than women's? Maybe. I guess I don't know.)

i have never seen this woman before, but i adore her. she reminds me of one of my favorite quotes:

"i'm more of a man that you'll ever be, and more of a woman than you'll ever get."
~rent

thanks for this!

Sorry Alexyss, gender stereotypes like that make me cringe. Though the "pussy pilot" is pretty awesome :D

This particularly got to me because it resonated a lot: as if only men get bored with their sex life? For the first two years of my latest relationship I found it abysmally hard to be faithful. I'd never been in an 100% monogamous relationship and of course (Murphy's law) I met so many men (and a few women) who made me incredibly hot. I never slept with anyone but I'm ashamed to admit I have kissed other men away from him, and flirted pretty intensely.

I honestly think part of killing my libido was forcing myself not to want other people so damn much.

I certainly would never buy the excuse that anyone "can't help it" but I really do not trust myself drinking away from him. I don't have the tolerance I used to and last time I went to the pub with workmates for a decent session I was flirting with a guy, which is fine, but I found later I'd kissed him. Not on the mouth, and no one saw it as serious, but I do not even remember it!

I keep pretty rigid control on my drinking now. :(

My favorite AT bit is the "jack rabbit remix." Absolutely ridiculous, and hilarious.