OK--maybe I'm a bad feminist but I totally want one of those for Mardi Gras next year (though I would definitely paint the fingernails or put some sassy lace gloves on 'em to de-perv them).

That top right corner photo is just wrong.

That is fucking terrible. I don't usually say this sort of thing, but:

whatever happened to class?

Seriously.

That is fucking terrible. I don't usually say this sort of thing, but:

whatever happened to class?

Seriously.

Notice how none of the "hands" are obviously female.

A part of me wants to take the joke, bu then again how many straight men would walk around with "feminine" hands covering their dicks? I'm guessing--not to give anyone ideas--that we'd see men with facsimiles of women's heads if anything. Eww.

And I'm not sorry for the double post. So nice, you say it twice.

That's right.

Huh, just nearly as fun as these:

http://www.slicknicky.com/products.html

(I'm sorry, I'm so NOT computer-literate).

Not to be a bad feminist but...

Those breasts in the shiny hands are doing a number on my libido.

Too bad the hands aren't women's hands. *sigh*

I'll confess to being a fan of female breasts (and much of the lingerie used to support them), but I'm chime in with choir here and say that these bras are completely tasteless. Hell, if I encountered a woman wearing one of these, I don't think *I* would want to touch her breasts if given the opportunity.

I kind of like the silver ones, if I'm honest. The other ones remind me of my fear of strange dolls coming to life. And in conversation with my boyfriend just now, we have agreed that lots of men we know would walk around with fake female hands on their cocks in a gag-like way, for occasions like Mardi Gras. I can't quite see how it would happen logistically, but I definitely think they would go along with it.

I've seen those before. They're more than a little creepy, and I don't imagine they're particularly comfortable.

I don't understand wanting to wear them. They can't give much support. Seems like you'd have to move carefully to avoid uncomfortable amounts of movement. 'Course I have the same confusion about the chainmail bras I always see at renn faires, except that in that case I'm concerned about pinching.

Gross. the user comments on those "ergonomically correct mousepads" make me want to puke.

hey, buddy, I'm sure carpotunnel syndrome wasn't the only pain in your body parts that mousepad cured...

class is dead.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that these were designed by someone who doesn't have to wear bras too often.

I'm so repulsed by these. But that could be due to the fact that my ex would just reach over and grab mine whenever he had "needs". G'uh.

"whatever happened to class?"

Quoting Chicago lyrics, are we?

Oh, there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors.

And all that jazz.

Call me sleazy and tasteless, but I think these are kinda cool. Mostly the silver one, though, the other ones do look bad, mostly because of the "OMG I'm being groped!" pose. Not funny. The silver ones are more of a "benevolent boob cradle", and I think that's nice.

Maybe because I laugh my ass off when my boyfriend goes "You don't need to wear a bra, I'll just walk behind you like THIS all day!"

Sayna,

You sure have a Funny Honey. I hope this doesn't make you two on the Roxie. Because, I don't know about you, but I Can't Do It Alone.

*everyone dies from horrible puns*

Somehow, I feel the Japanese are to blame for this.

Heehee... bad puns AND Chicago references.

(And I love that funny hunny of mine...)