BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love the Onion. Happy Friday!

holy crap, I think I peed my pants laughing over that.

My stomach hurts from laughing.

If you can't find anything in the bible about masturbating wolverines, you're not looking hard enough!

I heart the Onion

I would have appreciated a tip that this was an audio post so I could have saved the time I wasted trying to find the article (the above link is no longer directly to it) and then having a co worker come in and tell me something was playing on it.

I have to wonder if there is anyone out there who seriously believes that animal sex is dirty, filthy pornography... This "article" reminds me of a local debate some years back about an anatomically correct lion statue. People were up in arms about it because the thing had genitalia. They said it was sick, inapporipriate, and encouraged bestiality. Eventually, the statue was removed because so many people got pissed. *Rolls eyes* I'm ashamed to live here...

RedDragoness: That reminds me that occasionally I have flipped to Animal Planet or some other random channel showing a dog show (or some other animal... WITH BALLS) and they'll have the balls like, digitally mosaiced out. What kind of message is that sending? they are dog testicles. By censoring them, you are sexualizing them! It's weird, probably uncomfortable, and self defeating. I would never have thought twice about dog balls before that.

Hah! You should come visit the Columbia campus. There's a brass lion (brass? I think it's brass) with some SERIOUS balls.

Actually, I'm not sure it's still at Columbia. But it was for a while. And its balls were ginormous.