awww baby

I think I just felt a kick.

My uterus compels me to get knocked up every day anyway - seeing this just sent it into overdrive. Thanks, Jessica.

My overy twitched, looked once and said "eh" and went back to bed.

Oww... My interior genitalia twisted away so hard I feel like I'm about to turn into a human Klein bottle.

I could not in good conscience wish the presidency on any child I loved!