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Why Messica should move to San Francisco.

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My NY trip was FANTASTIC and, although calling out a whole new gaggle of men for random patriarchal behaviors is tempting, for now I am a Cali girl. Jessica aka Messica on the other hand thinks she is all classy living in her own apartment in NY, but clearly this picture is showing otherwise. This is Jessica caught in one of Manhattan's classiest spots. Homegirl is a MESS! I mean what look is she going for exactly? One eyed compulsive licker?

For this reason and the fact that skinny bitches hold up the subway, Jessica who is clearly too much of a mess for NY, should move to San Francisco. There is no subway here and you can look as messy as you want and people will still love you.

Messica this hurts me more than it hurts you. What are you gonna do now?

Posted by Samhita - January 09, 2007, at 04:50PM | in Humor

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[0+] Author Profile Page Justin said:

That's it. This is the best fucking website ever.

actually, i was going for thirsty pirate. why do i make that face in every pic?!

i never should have started this public shaming trend...esp since i've been the subject of it for two posts now. vanessa, you better watch your back!

[0+] Author Profile Page tabitha91 said:

actually, she looks pretty classy by milwaukee standards.

also, i like that welcome to the johnsons now counts as a fancy manhattan bar.

[0+] Author Profile Page SDstuck said:

I think BART counts as a subway.

Umm...unless I've missed something calling women "bitches" based on their personal apperance is, how shall I put this...no.

Seriously, anorexia is a disease. It is dangerous. People don't choose it.

People with eating disorders need help, they don't need to be called bitches or any other names, particularly sexist ones and particularly by feminists.

We shouldn't "blame" skinny people just as we shouldn't blame housewives, sexworkers, transfolk, etc.

OK, now that I'm done being serious, wouldn't skinny people be less likely to hold up the subway? I mean, the train can hold more of them and they won't get stuck in turnstiles or closing doors.

(I didn't intend to offend anyone, the "iron maiden" at the subway poses a deathtrap to anyone who isn't a professional circus performer)

Don't mess with me, Messica. I know all the deep, dark secrets only a sister would know. Then again, so do you. Damn.

Oh Jessica... if only you'd been making that face in your picture with Bill Clinton. Or maybe that would have been seen as blatantly showing him your slutty tongue?

I like your necklace.

a_human: I don't think anyone at Feministing trivializes anorexia. Please believe. I just wanted to put the gawker link in there.

Jessica and I use bitch as a term of endearment.

Sue us.

Jessica, you don't look like a thirsty pirate. But for what it's worth, you look like a pirate who's just had her thirst quenched.

Didn't mean to use any fighting words if I did, but the link says "one more reason to hate skinny bitches".

I'm not a big fan of hate.

Besides, the people fainting on the subway is more likely caused by all the chemicals in the subway air.

Trivialization wasn't my problem, my problem was the blaming of victims. Also, I can't be sure of the numbers, but I think eating disorders are equal opportunity.

Oh, shush.

Jessica, is it too late to change your book jacket photo? I have a new vote...


Cheers,

TH

a_human, I took the reference to be sarcastic. Samhita's not saying "I hate skinny chicks." She's being tongue-in-cheek (unlike Messica, whose tongue is very much out of her cheek) :)

Check out this language from the gawker post: "one of the possible reasons for the interminable wait for your train: chicks on diets." Seems to me gawker's the one to chide here (for vilifying victims of eating disorders and for stereotyping them as a strictly female problem), not Samhita.

TLF,
Very good points.

here, you'll need this *hands Messica a bottle of fake and bake* :p

I'm with TH. This is the perfect book jacket photo.

P.S. You hair looks cute. And your tongue. Hot.

[0+] Author Profile Page Edo said:

I think BART counts as a subway.

I second that; Muni also runs underground in several parts of out great city.

[0+] Author Profile Page SarahWonks said:

awwwww, this entire post was adorable.

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