its so expensive!!

Wow. I didn't know a woman's mind was so...bald. And full of caricatures from the 19th century. Let me get my liver oil and tonic.

That's a woman's mind? Well, crap, that 'which animal are you quiz' was right!

Well, I am actually thinking about chocolate right now. And hats with big red bows.

I DO think about gay men with crazy 'staches. Am I that transparent?

No way sunbonnets only occupy that small a portion of those maraschino cherry-sized things.

Wait, what about the Wu Tang portion?!

There aren't 36 chambers!

replace the crying baby with a pie and the hat with a new Nintendo Wii, and that about sums up my mind

Whaaaat? No sex?

hah i guess the gay couple is the sex part. threesome!

My mind has two dogs and they're much older, the crying baby is clothed and much cuter, and the dress is a subtle shade of pink and has an Althouse approved breast-concealing plate in the front. But most importantly the wedding band is not gold, but silver. I got it from the Silver Ring Thing when I took a virginity pledge at the pervy daddy-daughter prom.

what are those letters meant to signify? Certainly not bills -- you wouldn't want to leave a thing like that in a woman's hands! She might forget, silly little thing.

Although I have to admit, sometimes I do think about a hot threesome with two sexually ambiguous men. Mmmmmmm. I could do without the mustache though.

I would also like to know where on that map my TiVo is? Because he and I have a close, serious relationship.

Ha! You all beat me to the punch!

Sure, I'll do a threesome with two dudes - I get to be the top!

And the screaming baby with the evil unibrow needs an exorcism.

It is expensive, but I think I may have to get it anyway - it's too funny! After all, it's what's in the minds of...alien skinheads! Whodathunkit?

No cats? I thought that was the alternative to men.

Where are all those domestic tasks of which we're supposed to be thinking?

Oh, guess that's what that stringent looking wedding band is supposed to represent... Notice it is front and center.

Two gay guys + wedding ring = gay marriage!

How did they know??

Golly, if I was a proper godly Quiverfull woman there'd be no room left over for hats, dresses, clothing, and chockies in my head.

I seriously question the scientific accuracy of this diagram. It clearly shows puppy dogs WITH tails as an instrumental component of women. When it has been irrefutably shown that puppy dog tails are a male component.

How can they possibly exist in women? This diagram is an frontal attack on traditional structure in which humans have been built for thousands of years and I will not stand for it. If the feminazis have their way, we'll all have puppy dog tails in us and the lesbians will rule the world.

My church and I have organized a poster burning rally to expose this heresy and everyone here is invited.

Please bring a dish to pass. However, it's been asked that no one bring coleslaw with raisins.

That dress isn't so bad...I mean, I'd like an S-bend corset. *evil smirk* Not wear with that, though.

Hendmik is absolutely right. Everyone knows women only think about kittens!

TOTALLY INACCURATE! Where are the FLOWERS?!?!? And what about the Pots and pans?

i know my girl thinks about the candy but i dont know so much about the others. she really doesn't like to write, or hats like that. anyways, its kind of funny