Rumsfeld was a corporate CEO for Pfizer before becoming Defense secretary for the second time. (He was Defense secretary under Ford -- at the time the youngest person ever to take that office.)

I'm sure Donny boy will do just fine, and continue ruining the world, as an executive for Halliburton or Boeing or some other public-service corporation.

An excellent Batman-Robin reference.

You know, I have been in a shitty mood since last night's election (my home state did not choose wisely), but this almost makes up for it.