Um, I think they mean "vulva." You'd have to have a pretty special set of choppers to actually bite a vagina.

Enough about evolution and world politics; Americans suffer from an acute lack of knowledge about female genitalia.

Re: Prudie

I think it's pretty damn disgusting what she told the first woman, that she should get over it and stay with the man who cheated on her with a prostitute who was likely forced into it at an early age.

That being said, I wouldn't expect anyone's answer to be different on the second question. That guy is a fucking jerk. Cheating on you is going to cause irreparable damage to a relationship, but damaging someone's health without any regard to their current condition is even more sick. I'd sooner cheat than kill someone.

Women know strippers are abused mightily in strip clubs, but they either don't care, are relieved by the thought of men's sexual aggression being siphoned away from them (foolish dears), or they feel powerless to do anything about the systematic violence strippers and other sex workers face.

Those women who don't have the facts about men's routine abuse of strippers still feel the ever-present threat to strippers instinctively if they haven't numbed themselves into cowed acceptance of their boyfriends' stripclubbing, or worse, join in the boob-bouncing burlesquey sexiness of paying to exploit other women's sexuality themselves.

The link above not working should bring you to

http://www.uri.edu/artsci/wms/hughes/stripc2.htm

*ahem*

Dear Prudie,

My fiancee of (insert days/months/years) recently bit a stripper in her vagina (aka vulva) two days before we were to be married. He's a good man who's never done anything like this before, and minutes before the police slapped him with assualt charges he confessed to my mother what he'd done. Now, my mother loves my little poonany nipper, and her judgement out weighs my own common sense because she's a mother, but I love him too and I just don't know what to do. He cried, Prudie, he really shed some tears over what he'd done and it tug at my heart strings to know how remorceful he is. He didn't apologize to the stipper but I'm sure she knows how bad he feels about this. What should I do?

--At Least She Was a
Stripper, Right?

Dear At Least,

You are correct, she was just a stripper and as such she should know what being a stripper entails. You can't put meat in front of a wild bear and expect him not to tear at it. He's a bear, it's his nature. Just like it's men's nature to bite a atripper's genitals when said stripper presents it to him like a baboon in estrus. She PUT IT IN HIS FACE, what was she expecting? Silly stripper. Don't take this personally or as an attack on your relationship. Your fiancee sounds like an otherwise sensible man, he even went to the second head of the household to repent. He was a bachelor at a bachelor party, things like this happen and I'm sure it's out of his system. No one was really hurt anyway and all the stripper needs is an ice pack and a day off the pole and she'll be fine. Just make sure to wait a while before you kiss or else you could end up with a cold sore on your wedding day and you don't want that to ruin your photos. Once the fines are paid put all of this behind you and go into your new life together looking forward to a happy, healthy relationship.

--Prudie

*:)*
How'd I do?

spot on UltraMagnus!

A Colorado man has been arrested for felony sexual assault after "biting a stripper in the vagina during a private dance."

Jeebus. How fucked in the head do you have to be?

I am literally incapable of understanding that kind of behaviour.

I have this strange feeling alcohol was involved. Not that it excuses vulva biting.

Bopp told police that he's a lawyer
This should end well.

I am personal friends of the man mentioned - Jesse Bopp. I was at his wedding days after the incident occured. I would really love to see what happened in court with the judge.

I would love to see the evidence video tape myself because I find it awfully hard to believe he would have actually done such a thing.

Well... To be more accurate, I would have liked for the newspaper article originally written about Jesse to have less spin. The article definitely made him sound guilty as charged. Now, maybe I am missing some facts- and I don't know if the woman whgo commented on October fourth is Jesse's wife- I don't think it is.. but if it is? Wow- then I guess he did bite her vulva. If it is not Laine? Then.... I am not convinced Jesse rteally did this- I am glad the talk has been less focused on his mistake without courtroom-rpoved evidence.

Jesse is a good man, will be an amazing husband, and a good friend.

All I am saying is that the original newspaper article definitely spun the situation against his favor.

I hope it is not so.

I am Jesse bopp's sister in law, and my own husband was with him that night. I truly understand now how the media spreads information that isn't true. I will never automatically believe everything I read in the newspaper again. Jesse is a truly outstanding human being,who is incapable of the charges against him. He didn't do it. Anyone who knows him, knows that he didn't do it. You would never meet a finer group of guys, including my husband, who were there that night. They are respectful of women, and because most of the people reading this don't know him, of course they will just believe what they read. But nothing is the same for me and my family after this tragedy. I am a true feminist myself, but some women are just flat out liars. If you are wondering why they were even in a strip club, they shouldn't have been. But it was a bachlor party.