...and Bush is "paranoid around women"
Via PEEK, Washington Whispers provides some insight into what makes our Groper-in-Chief tick:
He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior.
He should be worried. Do you think it's the "paranoia" that has made him pursue such an anti-woman agenda... and (until recently) prevented him from speaking out in favor of contraception and Plan B?
But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that.
So that's what Bush meant when he pledged to "restore honor and dignity to the White House."
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Maybe Bush is paranoid around women and worried about his behavior because he acts like an imbecile.
The moron likes fart jokes. Fart jokes!! Our president, The President of the United States of America likes fart jokes! The man has the maturity of an eleven year old.
I dunno... I mean, I like fart jokes. It's one of those "I can't help but laugh" things (as long as the smell isn't involved).
I agree with the creapy 11-year-old mentality, though. I think it's evidenced by the fact that Bush can't seem to figure out when it's NOT appropriate to let one rip. Although it really makes me wonder if he's trying to make/consider everyone his "close friend", that way he doesn't have to separate the professional man from the frat boy (meaning, if everyone's his friend, that obviously means that they think the same way he does and laugh at the same things he laughs at, so he never has to censor himself, never has to feel uncomfortable about silly things like cultural differences). Criminal stupidity aside, that seems to be his biggest failing. And don't get me wrong; it's a huge one. It's what causes him to want to remake the entire goddamn world in his image. Just so he can be friends with everyone (which is different from wanting everyone to like him).
WOW! We are ignorant of the depth we should despise this man!
Yea, I laugh at 'fart' jokes, but honestly-this is revolting. Perhaps Americans should become more involved in who they elect into government-or else this is what we get.