"F.U.B.A.R.: America's Right-Wing Nightmare" has a chapter titled, "ABSTINENCE ONLY: The Oral and Anal Sex Enhancement Initiative."

Welcome to TechnicalVirgin.com ... now, as we New Yorkers say, go away.

Let me spell it out for you: This site is a satire. A joke. It's not real.

Furthermore, you assholes are crashing my server, so I'm taking the site down for a few days until you motherfuckers chill out.

That is all. Get lost. Go make your own funny Web sites.

-www.technicalvirgin.com

Scary but true. Virginity pledgers often have higher rates of anal and oral sex. http://www.gprhe.org/bearman.pdf

eshew,

of course it's a joke... who said anything otherwise? chill out, man... i thought people made funny sites in order to get traffic... so you've got traffic and that's why you're shutting your site down? that's absurd...

who's the assholes? dang.

Huh? That's not my website...that's what comes up when you try to visit their website...I just thought it was funny. Perhaps you should take your own advise and "chill out, man". It's the longest day of the year! Be happy :)

eshew,
sorry 'bout that... sure looked like you were writing that, though... chillin'

That's alright man...you just sounded a little agro there...in all fairness tho, I'd be pissed if my website got bombed (which is what I assumed happened) causing damage to server hardware, etc.

i definitely wasn't feeling agro, but that's all good...

it's the internet, misunderstandings happen.

fyi, i think it's "eschew"

This is hilarious.Thanks.~Aislinn

The problem for less-developed countries is that tourism is often presented as one of the only routes to development. But tourism can in fact be a terrible burden on the economy of the destination.
There are a number of reasons for this. One is leakage: not much tourist expenditure stays in the economy after taxes, profits and wages are paid outside the area and after imports are purchased. Indeed, of each US$100 spent by a tourist in a developed country, only around US$5 actually stays in that country’s economy. A second reason is the phenomenon of enclave tourism: many tourist packages are ‘all-inclusive’ wherein tourists do not leave their resort or cruise ship. Third, infrastructure improvements – in roads and airports, for example – can cost the government at the expense of local health and education, especially if there is pressure from developers for tax breaks. Fourth, with an increase in the spending power of tourists, prices can rise faster than indigenous wages can accommodate them. Finally, an area can become dependent on tourism and therefore subject to tourism’s vagaries. Other parts of the economy are neglected and the area lacks a healthy diversity. Also, a local tourist industry may be seasonal, meaning instabilities in employment and leaving the economy as a whole vulnerable to climatic instabilities.