Maybe it was written by someone who's new to English--I, too, kept confusing "to be" and "to have" in French. Because, let's face it, doesn't

"I am a dick, therefore I make the rules"

make much more sense?

Gee thanks, Maureen. I was all excited to log in and make that exact same comment. *sigh*

Me to any guy wearing this: "Thanks for warning me not to date you."

Now I need a shirt that says "I don't follow the rules."

Seriously, not even a shirt that says "I am an asshole" would be better at saying "I am an asshole" than this particular piece of shit.

And, yeah, I think everyone who sees it mentally replaces "I have the dick" with "I am a dick." Or maybe, "I have the dick, and I have to make the rules because it's tiny and I have to compensate."

Speaking of T-shirts, how does this sound? "Support feminism. Because having a dick shouldn't lead to being one."

Let's find someone who can make T-shirts with Kyra's last suggestion: "Support feminism. Because having a dick shouldn't lead to being one." My boyfriend he would wear one, and I know quite a few men (and women) who would as well.

Of course, I wonder if I will get the same dirty looks and random lectures from strangers as I do when I wear my "Even Cowgirls Get to Choose" t-shirt. ("Don't mess with Texas Women for Choice" was too close to Don't Mess with Texas" the anti-litter slogan.)

I'm in for one of those "support feminism" shirts.